ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

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Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

(via themoon-told-me-so)

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

(via autumnhomicide)

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forevercryingbecausemerlin:

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

DEANS FACE AT THE END OF THE GIF OMG

he wanted to LARP so bad I can’t even

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via daft-punkie)

skyrimconfessionss:

“The first time I saw Sovngard, I was moved to tears. Who says video games aren’t art?”
Http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com
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skyrimconfessionss:

The first time I saw Sovngard, I was moved to tears. Who says video games aren’t art?”

Http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

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multimultimero:

ikawaiiaishiteru:

im-12-and-what-is-this:

BUT THE GLOVES

DON’T QUESTION IT


Cape too

multimultimero:

ikawaiiaishiteru:

im-12-and-what-is-this:

BUT THE GLOVES

DON’T QUESTION IT

Cape too

(via lustyargonianwarrior)

patina-millers-biceps:

2014: OR The Year That Broadway Actors Give No Fucks Whatsoever And Call Out Rude Audience Members On Their Shit.

(via matelote)

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.